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There’s a maledict place

Where all hell was let loose

Where the scum of all seas

Gathered for booze

Pirates! Scoundrels!

Brave Buccaneers!

Hold up your pints

And drink up your beers

A gallon of ale and one glass of rum

A bottle of whisky – let’s start the fun

A tankard of grog and a tankard of mead

A drum full of wine, now you’ll take the lead

A gallon of ale and one glass of rum

A bottle of whisky – let’s start the fun

A handful of shots and a bottle o’ champagne

If you can still stand, start all over again

No ordinary men

Could endure that many drinks

Or that is at least

What the world thinks

But I tell ye my friend

There’s a secret with ’em

One has to observe

And acquire their Rhythm