We’ve been sober for too many days No tasty beverages crossed our ways We have to change that miserable state There is absolutely no debate We need Whisky! We need Rum! We prefer it from the drum We need Ouzo! We need Eau de Vie! To compensate for the waving sea REF On a quest for booze we go Our alcohol level is too low Drunk is what we want to be Only then, we will be free Life at sea is very rough Therefore, we have to drink enough We can’t do this job with a clear head We’ll stay groggy ‘till we’re dead We need Bourbon! We need Scotch! To pull us through the midnight watch We need vodka! We need gin! With them all battles we will win REF The hangover has to go away Then we can enjoy our day ‘Cause there’s still no medication Drinking on is the ambulation We need Brandy! We need Cognac! We drink back to back We need Tequila! We need Mezcal! We have to catch ‘em all! REF REF