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Invisible Pineapples!

Invisible Pineapples!

Invisible Pineapples!

Crush them all!

‘Came out of the tavern with the need to sleep

Under a shady tree, I fell in dreams so deep

I saw a beautiful wench swim to my boat

She demands something for her dry throat

My dirty mind knew only one answer

“You may sip out of my impressive tower”

She seemed unamused and punched my chin

I woke up with a headache what has this been?

Invisible Pineapples! On my head they did fall

Invisible Pineapples! Felt like a cannonball

Invisible Pineapples! It wasn’t the alcohol

Invisible Pineapples! Crush them all!

I was under deck and took a few swigs of rum

After a while I emptied a drum

The following events I cannot remember

My brain gave up on his labor

No clue what caused my memories to end

Not the rum, rum is my friend

The next recall was my pate hurting extremely

I think the crewmates threw something at me

Invisible Pineapples! Bastards, screw you all

Invisible Pineapples! Felt like a cannonball

Invisible Pineapples! It wasn’t the alcohol

Invisible Pineapples! Crush them all!

We were stranded on a benighted island

With wine I went away from the sand

into the jungle to a comfy place

With pleasure I poured the juice in my face

I fell asleep, woke up with monkeys ‘round

They stared at me and made a laughing sound

I realized that my head hurts again

Those beasts must have been guilty for my pain

Invisible Pineapples! Crucifyingly die they shall

Invisible Pineapples! Felt like a cannonball

Invisible Pineapples! It wasn’t the alcohol

Invisible Pineapples! Crush them all!

Invisible Pineapples! They will be keelhauled

Invisible Pineapples! Felt like a cannonball

Invisible Pineapples! It wasn’t the alcohol

Invisible Pineapples! Crush them all!

And the moral of the story is very simple for thee

Actually pineapples don’t grow on a tree