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Tearing ass through the desert

My tridion steel beast rages through the sand

This butt ugly piece of crap didn't go fast enough

So I replaced the engine with a V8

Only the fast can survive

Speed kills, the weak will now die

V8 Smartcar I will drive

Arrive alive in this apocalypse

As I glide across the sand I see you on foot in the distance

My anger and my hatred possess my steering

As I see you turn and run it only encourages me

to floor it on the gas

See the flames spew out the front, Hear the engine roar

This badass smart car of mine will scare you to the core

When you hear the little beep, know your doom is near

My exploding V8 engine will feed off your fear

This behemoth man

is going down

I do not care

what it will take

My shaking car

just lost it's oil pan

but that won't stop me

his fear will quake

Before I make contact

he turns and stares

and braces himself

for the pain

He rams his shoulder

into my windshield

but the inferno behind me

will be his bane

My car explodes

the shrapnel and glass

will take him down into his grave