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Pick up the kids from school for soccer practice

Drive 100 km/h in a school zone

Run over the elderly in my Escalade

If my kids don’t win I will skin them alive

Maul the parents and coaches with my medieval flail

All I want is to be on the winning team

Get to the game and we're losing

10-2 loss it’s fucking bullshit

Some fat bastard calls me Karen

Call me Karen I’ll call you John Doe

Maul the parents and coaches with my medieval flail

All I want is to be on the winning team

I’ll break your goalie's kneecaps in

He won’t ever defend shit again

Gut the fat out of your momma

All is fair in a game of soccer

My judgement and fury is absolute

To Challange me is asinine I am your doom

There is nothing wrong with me don’t you see

Your red cards will never work on me