Mein Name Kurk Mein name Kurk, tremble in fear I will drown you in Oktoberfest beer For I am the warlord, in Germany here. I will tie you to the back of my Mercedes And drag you across the road until your face looks like Leberkäse. I will mash your family into sauerkraut Your livestock will be mein bratwurst You took my schnitzel truck, so I take your life I will turn your wretched ferrets into Weisswurst And your crops will be my Spätzle You trespassed in my garden, so I will smash your garden gnomes You burnt my pretzels, So your home will taste my Flammenwerfer I will burn you until you look like Bernd Das Brot I will be drunk off of your blood like Kölsch Mein Name Kurk Mein Name Kurk