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Fridge, smash that shit

Stove, smash that shit

Sink, smash that shit

Blender, smash that shit

Oven, smash that shit

Mixer, smash that shit

Toaster, smash that shit

Kitchen

Everything’s broken

I spent too much money

Buying useless crap

That doesn’t even work

Fuck IKEA

Fuck Home Depot

Fuck this song

And fuck you too