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X

BOX

LIVE

OH

X

BOX

LIVE

OH

I bought tickets to Xbox live

for several thousand dollars

Me and Steve went to the V.I.P lounge with the band

We drank all of the liquor

Then took all the drugs

And partied hard until our vital organs failed

The concert was louder than Manowar

The lights gave everyone a Focal Seizure

The crowd was crushed from so many people

It was metal as fuck

We got autographs on our man boobies

We even got to hang out with their groupies

I swear to god we're not horny

Ok maybe just a little bit

The stagedivers broke several peoples noses

The breakdowns made crowdkillers crush babies

The food vendors even serve Mountain Dew

I fucking love Mountain Dew

MOUNTIAN DEW

MOUNTIAN DEW

MOUNTIAN DEW

MOUNTIAN DEW

Yeah!

Loaded on Drugs and Alcohol

We feel invincible

Ears bleeding from death metal

Posers will die

Xbox is the greatest death metal band

Xbox is the greatest death metal band

Xbox is the greatest death metal band

Screw Playstation, they suck at addition

We can finally die as legends

As gamers rise up

Our legacy will never end

Just like the red ring of death

Xbox is the greatest death metal band

Xbox is the greatest death metal band

Xbox is the greatest death metal band

Screw Playstation, they suck at addition