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Gather all the little shits

Stuff them in a blender

Turn it on to liquify

Set on high, Watch them die

Grind into a smoothie

Whip it into puree

Pulse until it mixes nice

Now add ice and it’s ready

I got this blender from Walmart y’all

It’s the best deal I’ve ever done had

And I’m so excited to use it because I love smoothies

Smoothies are the best

Do you like strawberry smoothies

They’re my favourite

I love smoothies you know what I mean

Babies taste like frozen fruit

Don’t forget to add the milk

Otherwise it doesn’t blend

Then you’ll break your pricey blender

Babies taste like frozen fruit

Don’t forget to add the milk

Do you hear me

Do not forget

Gather all the little shits

Stuff them into a blender