Anime Was a Mistake Lyrics


All along I knew this wasn't right

Emasculate the population with the kawaii craze

Everything's pink, everything's cute

But you aren't, neckbeard

"Otaku", socially retarded nerd

You haven't seen the opposite gender outside of your screen for weeks

Infamous with cosplayers in your area

They can smell you from miles away

You make it known

That you're a devout whiteknight and nice guy

Last time you harassed someone

You found out it was a guy

Homophobia kicked in

And he kicked you in the balls

Serves you right

Impotent for life

Another kind of blue balls

Thank fuck you'll never give off your shitty genes