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Getting bald

Greasy hair

Feeling old

Looking like trash

We are over thirty

But we are fine

Trying to avoid

Adult life

After all these years

We still kick ass

We look evil

But we love our cats

A big belly

Full of beer

We are ugly

But we always were

Thrashing over thirty, but we're doing just fine

This is the perfect way of life for us

Being responsible is for losers, I just wanna have fun

Give me a beer cause I wanna get drunk

Thrashing

Over

Thirty

Now I'm washing dishes, listening to d.r.i.

We say live fast and die young but we forgot to die

Taking out the garbage with Kreator playing loud

Tormenting my neighborhood with nuclear assault

We're old, we know

But we don't really care

We know that we will never be a fancy millionaire

I see my old schoolmates raising their families

The only thing I want is thrash metal metal and raise my beer

Thrashing

Slashing

Where is my wheelchair?

Stage

Diving

I think I broke my back

Anxiety

Despair

Even a panic attack

Headbanging

With a broken neck

Midlife crisis

Bills to pay

Monday

Mornings

Are not that great

Life is tough

That's a fact

But all is better

With a thrash attack

If you are young

Just enjoy

Your time is coming

You'll be like us

So grab a beer

And sing along

We're Toxic Carnage

Let's have some fun