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One day I lost my right hand on the high sea

From then on I've had a hook on my hand

At first I didn't want to believe it

Then I got to know the benefits

Who needs a knife when you have a hook

It's simple as that caus' I wanna cook

But what if I am going to hit the head

In the end my ass is glowing red

Wiping your butt with a hook ain't that easy

Yes, I still have one hand but it has to hold the rum

Wiping your butt with a hook ain't that easy

But I'm not giving up and will kill the dark lord

My metal crosses the sabers for treasure.

Sharp as a razor

A lovely way to die

A small piece of iron beats anything

It helps you to become a pirate king

Hey, there are many things to keep in mind

On the heavy sea when there's treasure to find

You never thought it could be hard to clean your butt

But it's really true, yes, you are fucked

Wiping your butt with a hook ain't that easy

Yes, I still have one hand but it has to hold the rum

Wiping your butt with a hook ain't that easy

But I'm not giving up and will kill the dark lord