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He comes from the hidden caves and nobody knows exactly what he is

Wherever he comes he brings disaster and doom

He strikes when you don't expect him

He attacks at the moment of happiness

He's so fast, you don't know what's happening to you

He has many names

You know him for sure

But you just look away

Don't want it to be true

I've got tripper and chlamydia

A better name is Stinky Dave

I'm plagued by scabies and hepatitis

Oh it itches like hell, yeah!

Molluscum warts a friend of my neighbors, lice come in and out of my house

Chancroid is a well known face

What can I say, it's Stinky Dave

It's Stinky, Stinky, Stinky Dave

Now you know who I'm talking about

So take care, he's sneaky and mean

Often he is one step ahead of you

You can try to evade him but you are going to fail in the end

Fuck a duck

If he catches you, it doesn't matter, bad for you

Don't you be ashamed

It's always the same

You try to run away

Don't want it to be true

I've got tripper and chlamydia

A better name is Stinky Dave

I'm plagued by scabies and hepatitis

Oh it itches like hell, yeah!

Molluscum warts a friend of my neighbors, lice come in and out of my house

Chancroid is a well known face

What can I say, it's Stinky Dave

It's Stinky, Stinky, Stinky Dave

I try to fight him

Soap is my hero

I swap, swap, swap

Nothing helps he gets me wherever I try to hide from him.

You should just stop doing it

That's easy to say

You know what, I don't give a fuck

Cause

I've got tripper and chlamydia

A better name is Stinky Dave

I'm plagued by scabies and hepatitis

Oh it itches like hell, yeah!

Molluscum warts a friend of my neighbors, lice come in and out of my house

Chancroid is a well known face

What can I say, it's Stinky Dave

It's Stinky, Stinky, Stinky Dave