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Now listen, I'll tell you about the days I saw something really weird

I don't know if I should say it our captain didn't have a beard

Don't take me crazy but I saw him in a dress on heels that night

He wore a wig and danced below decks in front of the candlelight

Believe me, that wasn't easy for me to understand. I thought I saw a ghost

He was talking to himself and pacing his bunk while training for a pose

Don't take me for a fool, it seemed he was acting like a l-l-lady

He brushed his hair, lined his lips, and called himself "Katie"

Do you know what I say

I saw it today

Is the captain gay

I know it

We know it

What the hell is going on here

Come off it

Can't we stop it now

By day he is a cold-blooded pirate

By night he becomes a princes in pink

Yes, he is a Powdermonkey either way

Now you know the captain's secret

A lot has changed on our ship

We don't care about it anyway on our daily duty on this trip

There was something good about it too

We all got braver and we fight

Now the captain will no longer dance alone in the candlelight

It's really what I say

I see it everyday

And it is okay

I know it

We know it

What the hell is going on here

Come off it

Can't we stop it now

By day he is a cold-blooded pirate

By night he becomes a princes in pink

Yes, he is a Powdermonkey either way