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One night I got belly cramps

It was probably because of the cabbage soup I ate

What do you do when your stomach is bubbling, I fart

Now you could say, what's so special about it

You won't believe what I'm going to tell you

Come on man get out of town

Later it was knocking on my door

I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw

He was an alien

He came from far away on my ship

He said I called him so very loudly that night

He was an alien

He came from far away under my deck

He said he would come back if I called him again

With my fart?

Then we saw each other every night

He was interested in my cabbage soup I ate

It was no problem to share the soup with him, I did it

Now you know what's so special about it

No shit

He has become a good loyal friend to me

Don't you trust me

Go to hell

Again it was knocking on my door

He smiles at me and calls for more

He was an alien

He came from far away on my ship

He said I called him so very loudly that night

He was an alien

He came from far away under my deck

He said he would come back if I called him again

With my fart?

My time is running out, our ways are going to part

I enjoyed the long life with my cabbage soup friend

One night he stood by my deathbed and held my hand

He looked deep into my eyes and whispered in my ear

Come with me my friend I take you to my world

Just give me your hand, trust me now

I froze, an icy chill took possession of me

I became one of them.

Now!

I am an alien

I came from far away on your ship

Yes you called me so very loudly that night

I am an alien

I came from far away under your deck

Forever I will come back if you call me again

With your fart