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I’ve met a girl, she was so cute and nice

Hear lips were shining and her eyes were bright.

I was shot down by her sexy smile

And the only thing I knew – was that she should be mine

But the things went wrong one day…

Her face now drives me insane…

She look like stupid cow…

And now I’ll better fuck a sow!

But years have passed and mane things have changed

She’s looking now like a dressed whale,

Her voice now scratching like electric saw,

And her weight is now 100 pounds more…

I wish I’ve just never met you,

I wish I’ve just never met you…

Oh, shit she coming here…

Her movement is destructive like a hurricane

Her steps are pounding like an earthquake

And now the only way to save my mind

Is in escape from this mare!