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Dear Miss Lonely Hearts, I had to write this letter to tell you how I came to meet her

She was sweet but I dated her sister, that's how I made my mistake and I can't forget her

I felt depressed, till a friend of mine suggested, that I write to this address

So unless you can find a cure for my loneliness, it will persist, it will persist

Lonely boy, Looking for another lonely girl, to love one another

Lonely hearts turn to each other, lonely souls, lonely souls

Dear Lonely Boy, I doubt if my reply will bring much joy

It seems from your letter that you lied, or strongly implied that you were satisfied

To take her sister by your side I became distressed at your total lack of tactfulness

So at best, all I can suggest is that you resist and you put an end to such thoughts of silliness

Lonely boy, looking for another lonely girl, to love one another

Lonely hearts turn to each other, lonely souls, lonely souls

Dear Miss Lonely Hearts, I've got problems, you're the only one I know that can solve them

I love a girl but I'm dating her sister, and if I persist in my pursuit I will kiss her

Dear Lonely Girl, I doubt if this reply will bring much joy

But you must not trust this boy, you must not lust this boy, resist, and do not kiss this boy

Lonely boy, looking for another lonely girl, to love one another

Lonely hearts turn to each other, lonely souls, lonely souls

Lonely boy, I'm writing

Lonely girl, looking for a lonely girl

Lonely hearts, I'm lonely, lonely souls

I've got problems you can solve them, Lonely girl

I'm writing to Dear Miss Lonely Hearts, for I'm a lonely soul

Yours sincerely, Lonely boy

Lonely girl, must be attractive, lonely hearts, please send a photo

Lonely souls, one lonely boy is looking for another lonely girl to love one another

Lonely hearts, answer me, answer my plea, answer me

Lonely boy looking for a female, lonely girl, please send details