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Uh

Betty was worried about the lover that she has married

And she didn't know what to do

He'd been hit by a hammer on the head and he lay dead

An' all her worst fears had come true

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Call the police

Call the police

Call the police

Call the police

Johnny was a joker and a very heavy smoker

And he never ever broke the law

Thin miss lizzy was a-kept very busy

And sometimes very dizzy, we knew what for

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And take 'em all away

Lock 'em up

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Louie was a loner and a big time al capone-er

Doin' all his dipping from the door

He knew a shady dealer who had done a dirty dj,

The sooner he could even the score

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And lock 'em up

Help ya have a birthday, say

Take 'em all away