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A rat, a rat, I think I smell a rat

Don't stay stand there get the poison and the bat

Don't be squimish, there's nothing wrong with that

A rat, a rat, got to kill a rat

No one likes a rat

How to kill a rat

Got to kill a rat

A rat, a rat, damn another rat

They're even worse than a little fluffy cat

Don't just stand there shoot 'em with a gat

A rat, a rat, how to kill a rat

No one likes a rat

How to kill a rat

well I may not have the best of manners

You'll never ever hear me say please

But I ain't here to mess with nobody

I'm just here to get myself some cheese

And I'm too smart to eat the rat poison

And mouse traps really are a bore

I'm looking for something of an extra challenge

Won't you call the exterminator

For fun I like to wait for him to ambush

Then I dash and slash and scamper cross the floor

Wel I'm too quick for him, he'll never catch me

He'll just chase me till I'm tired and I'm sore

And I'm too smart to eat the rat poison

And mouse traps really are a bore

I'm looking for something of an extra challenge

Won't you call the exterminator

A rat, a rat, I think I smell a rat

Don't stay stand there get the poison and the bat

Don't be squimish, there's nothing wrong with that

A rat, a rat, got to kill a rat

How to kill a rat