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(Originally performed by Dwarves on "Thank Heaven For Little Girls", 1991)

I fucked one in the basement

I fucked one in the hall

Fucked one at a toilet seat in a bathroom stall

Fucked one in an alley

Up against the wall

I fucked em all

I fucked one in Exotica

And then I got the blues

Then I fucked a college girl

Didn't have a clue

Fucked one turning sideways

I can't turn em down (?)

I fucked em all

It seems like balling bitches

That's all I ever do

Hey you better watch your ass

I'll fuck that too

I fucked one on a freight train

Rolled a load all night

Fucked a girl in Pittsburgh

Steel is what they like

Fucked an operator

Yeah she takes my calls

I fucked em all