Wednesday, Top Night for Two in the Arse Lyrics

Album: Helmetal

She never even bat an eyelid

She never raised a sweat

I'm not sure she even realised

How many were back there

Sunday have a quiet one

Monday tea with Mum

Tuesday arts and craft class

Wednesday here it comes

Thursday drinks with girlfriends

Friday long hot bath

Saturday hit the nightclubs

Wednesday, top night for two in the arse

I shouldn't have bet against it

The odds were four to one

With three already taken

Where to put the last one?

Sunday have a quiet one

Monday tea with Mum

Tuesday arts and craft class

Wednesday here it comes

Thursday drinks with girlfriends

Friday long hot bath

Saturday hit the nightclubs

Wednesday, top night for two in the arse

That shit can't be healthy

The physics blow the mind

It's some kind of victory

Taking care of two from behind

Sunday have a quiet one

Monday tea with Mum

Tuesday arts and craft class

Wednesday here it comes

Thursday drinks with girlfriends

Friday long hot bath

Saturday hit the nightclubs

Wednesday, top night for two in the arse