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Twat a lovely night tonight

Went into town to see the sights

Going to stay out until the morning light

Could we score? We thought we might

We thought we could go alright

The girls wouldn't put up a fight

Twat a lovely night it is

We were out on the piss

Tried to sneak a little kiss

Got not hit, a lot of miss

This big prick said the girl was his

As he inroduced us to his fists

Twat a lovely night Oh yeah

We said she's got a lovely pair

She caught us having a stare

She didn't smile, it was just a glare

Her boyfriend was a grizzly bear

So we got the fuck out of there