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Tits a lovely day today (Saturday)

So we went down the bay (Go the bays)

We went down the beach to catch some rays (Sunburn)

When we say the girls we thought we'd stay

We were out trying to get some play (A three way)

But when the girls saw Paul they ran away, hey

Tits a lovely day alright

You shoul have seen the sights

Because these girls looked alright

Did we have a chance? We thought we might

But we lost the fight (Knocked out)

Because when the girls saw Paul they ran in fright

Tits a lovely day I know

But things were going slow (So slow)

We were playing cool going with the flow (Ice cold)

But the girls they all said no (Must be Lessos)

So we packed up and started to go

And next time Paul can stay at home, Oh