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The dick in the DJ booth playing other peoples hits

He thinks he's cool but we all know he's shit

Calls himself a muso while spinning vinyl

How hard is that you fucking tool

The all girl group in the mini skirts

They know how to dance, they know how to flirt

But anyone who calls these whores a band

Is spending too much time with their dicks in their hand

Guitar in hand, a music stand songs by another band now that's talent

A cool DJ, he's all the rage his songs already made now that's talent

On reality he wins on T.V. and gets to make a C.D. now that's talent

You sing like shit but you dance real hip your songs a hit

Because of sampled bits now that's talent

Now that's talent

Now that's talent

Now that's talent

Know that

The all girl group in the mini skirts

They know how to dance, they know how to flirt

But anyone who calls these whores a band

Is spending too much time with their dicks in their hand

Guitar in hand, a music stand songs by another band now that's talent

A cool DJ, he's all the rage his songs already made now that's talent

On reality he wins on T.V. and gets to make a C.D. now that's talent

You sing like shit but you dance real hip your songs a hit

Because of sampled bits now that's talent