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I went into the retirement home

To your Grandma's room where we're alone

No one ever comes along

She can't hear her telephone

Grandmas give good loving

Old Style good good home cooking

Widows know how to please you

At eighty she's just glad she can see you

I put five oysters up your Grandma

But when I went down

I sucked out six

I went into the retirement home

To your Grandma's room where we're alone

No one ever comes along

She can't hear her telephone

Grandmas give good loving

Old Style good good home cooking

Widows know how to please you

At eighty she's just glad she can see you

I put five oysters up your Grandma

But when I went down

I sucked out six

I went into the retirement home

To your Grandma's room where we're alone

No one ever comes along

She can't hear her telephone

Grandmas give good loving

Old Style good good home cooking

Widows know how to please you

At eighty she's just glad she can see you

I put five oysters up your Grandma

But when I went down

I sucked out six