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In the pub it's closing time

Pulled all the moves, used all the lines

You've scored no one, you've got no where

There's just one way to end despair

Ride the dragon the ugly whore with genital sores

Ride the dragon she's sixty five at least she's alive

Ride the dragon she's got no teeth but loves the meat

Ride the dragon there's no more beer and she's all that's here

She's a crazy bitch with vaginal itch

Saggy bag of bones face like witch

Droopy arse and saggy tits

Bad B.O. and breath smells like shit

Ride the dragon the ugly whore with genital sores

Ride the dragon she's sixty five at least she's alive

Ride the dragon she's got no teeth but loves the meat

Ride the dragon there's no more beer and she's all that's here

I change my jocks less than she's had cock

She looks like crap and smells like socks

She's got a filthy mouldy twat

But right now it's the only chance you've got

Ride the dragon the ugly whore with genital sores

Ride the dragon she's sixty five at least she's alive

Ride the dragon she's got no teeth but loves the meat

Ride the dragon there's no more beer and she's all that's here

Ride the dragon

Ride the dragon

Ride the dragon

Ride that fucking dragon home