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One hundred notes a second

A thousand riffs a song

You think you're fucking good

I'm telling you you're wrong

Playing really fast

As if that means a thing

Come listen to the masters

Hear the words we sing

Owning a guitar

Doesn't mean you're cool

Practised eight hours a day

Because you had no mates at school

Just because you play fast

Doesn't mean that you're not gay

How much did you just pay

To get sucked off back stage

A million bucks a day

To get a sound like shit

Ten million for a film clip

Of tits and arse and dicks

We'll throw it right back at ya

And jam it up your arse

Who gave us the right to judge

We did cunt because we're always right