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Afternoons with Oprah, Ellen, Dr Phil

Scoffing boxes of chocolates

Cakes and Kentucky Fried

Soft drinks by the gallon

Gorge desert until you're ill

Food stains down your shirt

Sweat stains down your thighs

She's got, she's got

The leakage

She's got, she's got

The leakage

Pure fat is weeping

The third eye it cries

Time to change your pants now

Before they crust and dry

Leaking and oozing and dribbling and staining

She's got, she's got

The leakage

She's got, she's got

The leakage

Wallowing in your own filth

Like a pig in shit

Lost the remote for days on end

Found it under your tit

Garbage in the corner

Kids out on the street

Mongrel dog with a dozen pups

Pissing shitting where they sleep

The lounge it is collapsing

Succumbing to the strain

Puddles form beneath your arse

From the sphincter the lard drains

Only exercise for the day is to wipe away the flies

Only time you leave the house there's a blue moon in the skies

Leaking and oozing and dribbling and staining

She's got, she's got

The leakage

She's got, she's got

The leakage