The Haitian Slam Lyrics


Setting the course to Port-au-Prince

It's time to turn our faces to mince

Haitian scum has got to die

If you're with me all say AYE !

Here we go across the waves

Drinking rum and taking slaves

A pirate's life is just for me

Haiti is the place i'll be

Ha ha ha ! We're going to war

Kill a pirate, in a battle !

Ha ha ha ! It's time for more

Woa-oh-oh-oh

Raise your swords and fight together brothers

In an epic battle

Kill your foes and drink a lot of rum

We're doing the Haitian Slam

Digging for treasure is buckets of fun

But I would rather be shooting my gun

Killing a pirate, and killing a horse

Burning their ships, we have no remorse

Spending our gold on the local booze

It tastes like shit, who made this brew ?

Somebody here has got to pay

We'll kill you all, it's the pirate way

Ha ha ha ! We're going to war

Kill a pirate, in a battle !

Ha ha ha ! It's time for more

Woa-oh-oh-oh