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lf you want a job with good opportunities

Fill in the coupon in the papers that you read

80 pounds a week companionship is free

If you think it suits you

Send your leaflets in to me

You know what you gotta do

You know this is the job for you

You know to look straight ahead

If you don't you're gonna wind up dead

Wash that car wash that van whatever gov'nor says

Help the man at the top put prisoners away

You don't know what your jobs gonna be

But whatever it is you've got full responsibility

You know what you gotta do

You know this is the job for you

You know to look straight ahead

If you don't you're gonna wind up dead wind up dead man

There now follows an important announcement

Unemployment figures released today

Reached an all time high of four point seven million

It is expected that the upward trend will continue

Due to the complete indifference from the heads of state

If you want a job with good opportunities

Do mu think I'm an idiot do you think I'm insane

Fill in the coupon in the papers that you read

Do you think I'm stupid O ain't got a brain

80 pounds a week companionship is free

Well I'm gonna prove to you some day

If you think it suits you send your leaflets in to me

I'll make my own job and earn my own pay

You know what you gotta do

You know this is the job for you

You know to look straight ahead

If you don't you're gonna wind up dead wind up dead

You're gonna wing up dead you're gonna wish

You'd never got outta bed