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Some people say I’m wicked

And some people say I’m cruel

Some people say that I’m a horrid

Good for nothing fool

There might be something to it

don’t pay it any mind

I’m far too busy having fun

To waste time being kind!

You’ll never catch me!

Tee hee hee!

Twas I who punched the hedgehog

Twas I who kicked the elf

Twas I who told the pixies

They can bugger off to hell

Twas I who poured the concrete

Into Mr Badger’s den

I’ll never say I’m sorry

And I’ll do it all again!

UNREPENTANT

UNREPENTANT BASTARD

Some people say they’ve had enough

Some people want me gone

Some people say that I’m pest

But I’m just having fun

Some people call on the police

To have them lock me up!

But I’m a nasty little gnome

And I don’t give a… damn!

You’ll never catch me!

Tee hee hee!

Twas I who boxed the fox

Twas I who slapped the owl

Twas I who pulled the mouse's tail

To make him screech and howl!

Twas I who carved my name

On the rocks at old Stone Henge

I’ll never say I’m sorry

And I’ll do it all again!

UNREPENTANT

UNREPENTANT BASTARD

Twas I who conned the squirrels

Twas I who freed the rats

Twas I who never paid a single

Penny into tax

Twas I who jumped into the pond

And terrorised the ducks

I’ll never say I’m sorry

And I don’t give a…!