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I’ve got a lovely little poker

And I keeps it by my side

And if you walk slowly in front of me

You might just feel a little jab

Right up your behind

It’s a lovely little poker

And I stole it from the zoo

So if you get in my way

I’ll have to ruin your day

And make you dance the polka too!

Poker Polka! Poker Polka! Poker Polka!

Poker Polka! Poker Polka! Poker Polka!

Well I love my little poker

It’s nice and sharp on the end

It’s an antique little poker

But if you cross me you best believe

I’ll poke you once again

Everybody knows my poker

It’s feared throughout the woods

It’s meant for poking the fire

But if you spark up my ire

Then I’ll poke you nice and good!

Poker Polka! Poker Polka! Poker Polka!

Poker Polka! Poker Polka! Poker Polka!

Ha ha ha he he he I'm a little gnome and you can't stop me.