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If you’re feeling lazy after you’ve just had some toast

You can leave the dishes in the sink, nothing will go wrong

Ignore the sounds of footsteps in the middle of the night

Resist the urge to go downstairs and turn on the lights

Nothing’s going on, there’s nothing here to see

Just you go back upstairs to bed and leaves the cutlery to me

I LIKE LICKING BUTTER OFF A KNIFE

DON’T TELL ME THAT IT’S WRONG IT FEELS RIGHT

I am a little gnome

And I go where I please

I’ll break into your home

When you suspect the least

If you leave out some dishes

In the sink all night

I’ll run into your kitchen

And lick your butter knife

I will lick your butter knife

Don’t think that you can stop me, I’m much too fast for thee

I’ll dance around the kitchen licking butter knives with glee

For I’m a master locksmith and no door can keep me out

With a little gnomey chuckle I’ll skip and dance about

If you have a dog, I know just what to do

I’ll punch him in his stupid face and lick his bowl too!

I am a little gnome

And I go where I please

I’ll break into your home

When you suspect the least

If you leave out some dishes

In the sink all night

I’ll run into your kitchen

And lick your butter knife

I will lick your butter knife