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I am a little gnome and I live in a tree

And I really really like to drink

I like drinking beer and I like drinking wine

But they just don't do the trick

There is but one tipple that I really need to sipple

When I feel that it’s time to cut loose

And the little forest critters all cower and hide

When they see me drinking mushroom juice

I like getting nice and tipsy

I like drinking booze

I like starting fights with hedgehogs

I love mushroom juice

I like causing violent mayhem

I like having fun

I like punching little fairies

And my night has only just begun

Round after round, cup after cup

There’s plenty to drink so we’re getting messed up

Pour me another and make it a double

Nothing to lose with the old mushroom juice

When I have a lot to drink and I'm off my nut

I like to get into my car

It's a little gnome car made of sticks and leaves

And I drive it straight to the bar

I don't order beer and I don't order wine

For I only ever drink mushroom juice

There's nothing quite like for intoxication

Perfect for the old booze cruise

I like drinking I like driving

I like my gnome car

I like running over people

On my way home from the bar

I like driving into houses

I like crashing hard

I like leaving pixies bleeding

Underneath the blanket of the stars

Round after round, cup after cup

There’s plenty to drink so we’re getting messed up

Pour me another and make it a double

Nothing to lose with the old mushroom juice