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Oh fuck

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (top 10 heaviest death metal screams 2010)

Thousand Years in the Future he was Born

His Space-ship Crashes into the Ocean and he's swept onto shore

Where is he at

Where is this Mysterious Place?

He Crashed onto Earth

Home of the Human Race

Little does he know

he is Earth's Last Hope

He awakens from his daze

now it's Time to Go!

Is it a Bird from the Sky?

Is it a Cat that can Fly? (meow)

It's Something that You've never Seen... 'cuz I.. AM..

SUPER-SWEDE!

America signs a Peace Treaty

But it has Totally been ignored

Nukes are thrown...

Lives are lost...

It is now a Nuclear War!

Is it a random guy?

Is it my Grandma who died?

It's Something you won't believe... 'cuz I... AM...

SUPER-SWEDE!

Using his Time-Stop Watch he travels back in Time

He tells the president he need to make a treaty online...

All the countries see what the President said

Super-Swede Flies back to his planet and Goes to Bed!