Smack My Bishop Lyrics


Holy kiddie diddlers pass judgment on your morals. Pass the plate around to pay for your salvation. Confess all your sins to men with darker secrets. If there is a God, He cannot be fine with this. Smack my bishop! Leave the altarboys alone! Smack my bishop! Get the cops on the phone. I'm gonna call the cops! Most of the world's people are doomed in their eyes. Their own women and children are second-class congregants. Watch as they bless the holy white zinfandel so you can wash down the wafer and pass the plate again. Smack my bishop for keeping people in the dark. Smack my bishop! Hark! Alleluia, alleluia, alleluia. Vatican II has failed to erase the stains of empire and abuse of the holy state. Crusades, mass murder, Inquisition tortures... they should not be a role model for anybody! Smack my bishop for this evil fucking farce. Smack my bishop and kick him in the arse. Alleluia, alleluia, alleluia.