Take select ingredients; hack them into pieces. Pulverize the salts. Prepare all for the flames! Fell the heat arising. Hear the cauldrons bubbling. You'll use the boiling oil to sear the flesh. Peeling skins, mincing chives, ripping leaves, all will die, drowned in my vinaigrette so fine. take carnal remains; put it flat like roadkill. Dip in egg and breadcrumb; put it to the oil! Overflowing cauldron splatters sauce like bloodstains. Don't burn the flesh; turn it when it's ready. Now's a good time to retrieve infested mammary secretions. Grate it how you like. God, I fucking love cheese. Get your goddamned plate. Put some pasta on it. add a bit of sauce. Top it with the chicken. Put some cheese on top; watch it as it melts. Add some extra sauce now if you like. Toss the salad, grab utensils, gather all around the table. Hope you gave the wine some time to breathe. Hope you fucking like it. Such delicious dinner. I slaved at it for hours. Did it just for you. You better fucking like it. I slaved at this for hours. And I have lots of knives.