Oh woe is me, for I stand behind thee. The way you blow it out your ass means I need an emergency poncho. Your wet brown shirt stains-- your filth is squirting clear through your trousers! What the f*ck? I need emergency poncho. For my money, the best dollar I ever spent. It's one drawback is it doesn't help with the scent. Oh, emergency poncho. You saved my life, emergency poncho...