Driving down the street, minding my own business/ trying to get somewhere on time/ all of a sudden, a flock of birds approaches/ they come overhead, and all let loose/ Jesus Fucking Christ, this just doesn't happen/ a 47-bird cruise missile strike/ what can I do? the wipers, they just smear it/ 80 miles an hour, I don't wanna die/ bird turn onslaught/ can't fucking see a thing/ bird turn onslaught/ this is fucking disgusting/ die die die die die die die, die die die die birds fucken die/ i will eat you when i get you when i shoot you when i gut you/ bird turd onslaught/ i almost crashed pulling over/ bird turn onslaught/ tsunami of guano/ bird turn onslaught/ i don't have enough washer fluid/ bird turn onslaught/ my car is fucking totaled/ Jesus Christ
