In thanks for my dedication/ in thanks for his daily rations/ such artistic sentiment/ drawing with his ass crayon/ stop what you're doing! what's this bullshit?!/ or maybe "cat shit" would be more accurate/ dingleberry or clagnut, I just can't decide/ trying to remove it, i'm attacked and bleed/ a punch in the face would be appropriate if you weren't cat/ a long fudge stripe, one asshole wide, i must clean up/ a punch in the face would be appropriate if you weren't a cat/ shit stuck to my cat's ass/ he always smells like G.G. Allin/ fuck my life, he's doing it again/ smears upon the hardwood and the carpeting/ i'm amazed that the smell is so bad/ gonna have to switch his cat food brand to something else