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You don’t work construction

Or roofing too

Yet you drive a fuckin’ pick up

To look tough and cool

You wear jeans and flannel

To look true grit

But mommy and daddy’s cards

Will say you’re full of shit

Big truck, tiny penis

Wannabe hick reeking uncleanness

Big truck, tiny penis

Listen to this song, we really mean this

Every night you’re at the bar

Getting drunk – trying to fight

But the other hicks even know

That you’re nothing but a blight

And if you get drunk and crash the truck

Mom will always bail you out

You stupid fuck

Big truck, tiny penis

Wannabe hick reeking uncleanness

Big truck, tiny penis

Listen to this song, we really mean this

Ain’t it something that you wear skirts

And bras under your shirts

You drive your truck in high heels

coz you’re too small for automobiles

And you’re dick is so small

Girls know it ain’t worth nothing at all

So you can never stick it in

So you get pegged, though it is a sin

So it’s back to driving the truck

And back to the local bar

You’re such a man coz you hide the pain

Big truck, tiny penis

Wannabe hick reeking uncleanness

Big truck, tiny penis

Listen to this song, we really mean this