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Hey, welcome everybody to the asshole show

Come on in and take a seat

We are here to make your heads explode

We are here to please your needs

We\'re inviting you to be a part of a real-hell-boogie night

Be a part of our infernal show

We came to hit the lights

All the things you\'e seen

In the asshole show

Tell your friends about\'em

They all have to know

If you stay with us

With the asshole crew

We\'re gonna give some hell to you

Tell me how it feels to look around

See the whole crowd go insane

To see how all hell\'s breaking loose

See them all go up in flames

We\'re inviting you to be a part of our goddamn asshole show

\'Cos it\'s a long way to the top if you wanna trash\'n roll

All the things you\'e seen

In the asshole show

Tell your friends about\'em

They all have to know

If you stay with us

With the asshole crew

We\'re gonna give some hell to you