Grandma Got Run Over by a Panzer Lyrics


Grandma Got Run over By A

PANZER!

A dying Grandpa suffers in blight

A healthy Grandma - no warnings, no signs

Judgment day and the panzer arrives

Grandma gets smooshed and meets her demise

Grandma got run over by a panzer

Death is the number of the panzer

Inside the tanker is the essence of death

Grandma’s suffering a slow death

Her skull is crushed - her eyes pop out

Her organs are spilling inside out

Grandma got run over by a panzer

Death is the number of the panzer

Grandma's dead - drugs in her basket

Funeral day - it’s an open casket

Panzer is back - looking for fun

It fired a shot and blows up her grandson

Grandma got run over by a panzer

Death is the number of the panzer

Let’s all ride the panzer