Crusade of American heroism Bomb their soil and take their oil Oversimplified bullshit fed to us through the tube Who's next on the list of bad guys? Does anyone watching even care? Bombard us with a constant flow of transparent scares "Terror alert! It's highly elevated!" ...it's so fucking stupid, it would be funny is it wasn't true Man your battle station Right on your fucking couch ...it's so fucking stupid, it would be funny is it wasn't true