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Smokey the salmon and the horny mermaids of detention

Smokey the salmon and the horny mermaids of detention

This is the story of the guy Smokey

He was a bit horny

All night and all motherfucking day

Had his sex appeal on an even keel

He felt hard as steel

Had to bag some tail that night

And one day he swam near the Hoover Dam

He met nine mermaids

Had to make love to them

One day he swam

Near the Hoover Dam

Met nine mermaids

And had to make love to them

One day he swam

Near the Hoover Dam

Met nine mermaids

Yeah

Smokey thought to himself: I can take four

One is not enough, I want more

Blew up his chest to build up his confidence

No need. They were just as horny as him

Smokey had the mermaids

One at a time, two at a time

Smokey had the mermaids

Three at a time, four at a time

Smokey said to himself: I need ‘em all

He asked the mermaids, “Can I please have you all?”

The mermaids smiled at him and said

“Sure you can, Smokey, you’re the man.”

Smokey had the mermaids

One at a time, two at a time

Smokey had the mermaids

Three at a time, four at a time

Smokey had the mermaids

Five at a time, six at a time

Smokey had the mermaids

Eight at a time, nine at a time

This is the story of the guy Smokey

He was a bit horny

All night and all motherfucking day

Had his sex appeal on an even keel

He felt hard as steel

Had to bag some tail that night

And one day he swam near the Hoover Dam

He met nine mermaids

Had to make love to them

One day he swam

Near the Hoover Dam

He met nine mermaids

And fucked the hell out of them

Smokey fucked the mermaids

Smokey fucked the mermaids

Smokey fucked the mermaids

Smokey fucked the mermaids

Smokey fucked the mermaids

The mermaids said to themselves: We won’t let him go

He is ours now and we keep him satisfied

Smokey the salmon and the horny mermaids

Lived happily ever after

Suck it

Smokey had the mermaids

Nine at a time, nine a time

Smokey had the mermaids

Nine at a time, all the time