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Playing some Halo late one night

Hear some whore's voice on Xbox Live

Know she's easy, invite her for some fun

Get ready to use your fucking gun

She shows up around 10 or 11

You know her "Blood Gulch" is a ticket to heaven

Sticking her with your plasma sword

She screams for you to dominate her more

Moaning in alien tongues

She wants you to cock your gun

When you are ready to come,

Take out a plasma grenade and stick 'em

Your battle rifle's pumping in three round bursts

She wants you to assassinate her first

Get ready for firefight with your fuck buddy

Who knew gamer chicks were this slutty?

Ready to shoot can't hold it no more

Your Warthog's throttle is pinned to the floor

MAC rounds authorized, here we go

Realize you forgot an "overshield"-DO'H!

Moaning in alien tongues

She wants you to cock your gun

When you are ready to come,

Take out a plasma grenade and stick 'em