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Metaphorically

Metaphorically screw you

All you can eat

All you can eat, on all you can feast

All that can be really cheaply played

All a noise of nothing but scheming

You are deftly swayed, vigorously splayed

Metaphorically screw you

All you can eat

All you can eat, on all you can feast

Tongue-lashed till you're fucking swayed

There's a sea of impenetrable jargon to submerge

Those pauper's graves

If you please in triple-speak

A clammy helping global hand

What it means in triple speak:

Yanked down a yawning crevasse

All you can eat, on all you can feast

You're crammed with triple-speak

Not a trickle through the floodgates

The dumping ground of fabled

Inclusion can't dissuade the deftly swayed

Based on need in triple-speak

They've metaphorically screwed you