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I like it big, I like it cold

I like it blue, I like it bold

I like it with a two % of methane

It’s Uranus!

I want it icy, I want it large

I want it spicy, with electric charge

Fluid outside and rocky inside

Like Uranus!

Pluto, Pluto

You're cold and far, not even a planet

Venus, Venus

Too much CO2!

Mars, Mars, Mars, Mars

Ain't enough magnetosphere

There's only a place where I wanna go!

I'm gonna head right to Uranus

Uranus, Uranus

Coz I’m an astronomy aficionado

I wanna observe Uranus

Uranus, Uranus

My shuttle's fast like a torpedo

It's gonna pierce Uranus

A 6.2 inch telescope

Held in Willam Herschel's hands

Allowed the world to see how wide

Is Uranus!

No more a hobby, for the few

Thanks to the astro-amateurs

Now everyone can enjoy the view

Of Uranus!

Saturn, Saturn

Your rings vibrate and I hesitate

Jupiter, Jupiter

It's gassy and brown

Neptune, Neptune

A huge Calippo too big to swallow

There's only a place where we can go!

I gotta settle on Uranus

Uranus, Uranus

I'm solar system's peeping Tom

I wanna stare at Uranus

Uranus, Uranus

An old joke still deserves a song

So sing along “Give me Uranus!”

The highest goal of humankind, the search for different forms of life

I’ll send my probe, Voyeur 2, 19 AUs deep into

Uranus, Uranus

Coz I’m an astronomy aficionado

I wanna explore Uranus

Uranus, Uranus

My shuttle left like a torpedo

It's gonna land on Uranus

I wanna dive in Uranus

Gonna colon-ize Uranus