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Floating in the night on your butterfly wings

Sneaking in the room while the infant is asleep

Eye for an eye, coin for a tooth

Tooth Fairy, do you know

The financial impact of your deeds?

Did anybody tell you that by inflating money supply

You’re distorting the structure of production?

Did anybody tell you that P*Q=M*V

You’re responsible for the rise of the interest rates!

Tooth Fairy, your policies are inflationary

Like a helicopter drop

Your donations push up aggregate demand

Thanks to a higher MPC

Wiping out the wealth of the middle class, Tooth Fairy

Stop it! In the name of the Central Bank!

There’s no such thing as a risk-free asset

When you are around

The Wall street journal sharply criticized

Your expansionary policies

The FED chairman Yellen claims

That you're breaking your mandate

Tooth fairy, you are fucking anticonstitutional!

Did you know the treasury is emitting

CPI-indexed bonds

To counteract your inflationary pressure

Your plan to destabilize the Bolivarian Republic of Venezuela with double digit inflation

Is now public domain

Tooth Fairy

Your policies are inflationary

Like a helicopter drop

Your donations push up aggregate demand

Thanks to a higher MPC

Wiping out the wealth of the middle class, Tooth Fairy

Stop it! In the name of the Philip’s curve

Mario Dragons already stated

He’ll do everything it takes

To shield the Eurozone from your speculative attack!

You are committed to higher inflation rates

Why, oh why?

The Nobel Laureate Paul Krugman

Is on your side!

QE1 QE2, the lender of last resort is you

QE3 QE4, increase M1 even more!

You bail out children

By buying their junk teeth at face value

You're the TARP of the human body!

Tooth Fairy, your policies are inflationary

Like a helicopter drop

Your donations push up aggregate demand

Thanks to a higher MPC

Wiping out the wealth of the middle class, Tooth Fairy

Stop it! In the name of the Taylor's rule