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Odin, Thor, Frey and Loki

Under the banner of Camembert

Drinking with onion and pride

Hydromel and 7Up!

Welcome where skewers stands still

Welcome to the barbecue of the Gods

The Barbecue of the Gods

But as the champagne they uncorked

The prophecy was fulfilled

Sauron the master of the onion rings

Made all of our barbecue sauce expire

So they sent us on a hunt for the grocery store

But then we lost our way

We were lost on our quest for Carrefour

Searching for the gourmet barbecue sauce!

Oh they'll be lost forevermore

One Onion Ring to appetize them all

One Onion Ring to main dish them all

One Onion Ring to garnish them all

And in the plat du jour bind’ em all

(he’s dangerous)

One Onion Ring to grease them all

One Onion Ring to gormandize them all

One Onion Ring to fatten them and bind’ em there

In the land where the obese lie

We will find a way

To destroy the onion ring

Dip it in the Bourguignonne

An offer to the picnic gods

Yes we will find the way

To spread fromage de chevre

On our baguette

And finally move on to the dessert!

We were lost on our quest for Carrefour

Searching for the gourmet barbecue sauce!

Will we ever reach the counters?

Will they accept our Mastercard?

Will we ever cross the sliding doors?

Will we ever come back home again?

Still I smell the scent of skewers

Cucify! Crucify!

Still I hear the screams of thousands

Roastify! Roastify!

One day we will taste the delicious

Michelin awarded creme chantilly

Made by careful and knowledgable hands of Frigg

With a ancient runic receipe

We were lost on our quest for Carrefour

Searching for the holy barbecue sauce!